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Of a Complex Relationship between Robots and Us

Wednesday, July 15, 2009 at 7:54 PM

Feeling: Tired
Listening: Starts With Goodbye - Carrie Underwood


It's pretty sad actually. I feel like I am turning into a robot. There's so many similarities between us students and robots don't you think? Especially with the fixed seating arrangements due to H1N1! Gosh!!

Anyway this is just a nonsense post LOLOLOL.


Robotic people wearing a familiar uniform

  1. We memorise and regurgitate information. Robots have memory cards to remember information.

  2. We follow a crazy timetable closely. Robots are programmed to follow their algorithm or what shit stuff.

  3. We have to complete all our homeworks everyday. Robots have a set of tasks they have to complete as well. Maybe clean the floor? Or spin around in circles. I don't know what robots do lah.

  4. We have fixed seating arrangements. Robots have their own cells that they live in to charge battery HAHAHAHA. If you watch Sci-fi lah! It's like a white room with holes in the walls!

  5. We learn how to press GC. Robots press themselves.

  6. We must follow orders if not teachers/parents angry. Robots must follow orders if not programmer/owner angry.

  7. We must reproduce constants (like Faraday's constants etc) and mathematical tables like our life depends on it. Robots are programmed to reproduce those stuff.

  8. We got different modes like School mode, Play mode, Exam mode, CCA mode. Robots got different profiles (like our handphone got Silent mode, Outdoor mode!)

  9. We have fried brains. Robots got no brains.

  10. We have hot and stuffy uniform like an ARMOUR. Robots have hard metallic bodies.

  11. We take our temperature twice a day in case of a temperature. Robots must install fans to make sure they don't overheat.

Anyway I think I am slowly getting used to the crazy timetable cause I'm a robot so I must get use to it if not I become scrape metal.

Okay I just feel particularly nonsenseical today so this post doesn't really make any sense. I feel like punching someone. I think it will feel good. I don't know cause I've never punched anyone before.

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